Fans of Rosie O’Donnell (yes, there are still a handful of them) have been alarmed recently by what appears to be herpes on the face of the elderly and irrelevant former “star.” O’Donnell has been sporting a big ‘ol herpes zit on her face in social media videos. The notorious enemy of President-elect Donald Trump insists that MAGA gave her the face herpes. And UFOs.

O’Donnell’s name famously came up during the 2016 Republican primary debates. Former Fox News host Megyn Kelly accused Donald Trump of calling women “fat pigs.” Trump brought the house down he quipped in response, “Only Rosie O’Donnell.”

That moment basically broke O’Donnell’s career. Although she’s made a small number of appearances as a guest star on some dumb sitcoms, she hasn’t starred in a movie since 2015. She’s mostly an irrelevant has-been, other than a modest following on social media.

O’Donnell is a notorious lesbian and she dove into theorizing as to why she now has herpes on her face. She insists that she’s been wearing sunscreen, so it couldn’t be that! She then blames “some of the taunting from the MAGA people” since the 2024 election.

That didn’t sound very scientific. Unfortunately, we now have “Can lesbians get herpes from being taunted?” in our Google search history. It turns out that being taunted by Donald Trump supporters is not one of the causes of face herpes.

O’Donnell posted a follow-up video on her TikTok account the following day with a new theory. Her stress from all the reports of UFOs must have caused her to get herpes!

Guess what else we have in our search history now? And no, you can’t get face herpes from UFOs. We have an alternate theory about how she could have caught it, but she’s not admitting to that.

Here’s the washed-up former celebrity complaining that she now has face herpes:

Rosie O’Donnell says she might have herpes and blasts MAGA pic.twitter.com/zZtabSY7Dy

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) December 8, 2024