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In the grand theater of Washington politics, House Speaker Mike Johnson has unveiled his latest performance: a budget blueprint promising spending cuts between $1.25 trillion and $1.5 trillion. It’s a bold move, especially when some conservatives were hoping for a $2.5 trillion slash-and-burn routine. But hey, in politics, as in theater, compromise is key, right? […]

In a development that could only be described as rich with irony, Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian has publicly questioned the sincerity of the United States’ readiness to engage in negotiations with Tehran. Speaking on the anniversary of the 1979 Islamic Revolution—a day traditionally marked by chants of ‘Death to America’—Pezeshkian mused aloud about America’s true […]

In the latest episode of ‘As the Capitol Turns,’ our intrepid House Republicans find themselves entangled in a budgetary soap opera that rivals any daytime TV drama. The plot? A valiant quest to extend President Trump’s 2017 tax cuts, a move that promises to shower the middle class with financial blessings. But, as with any […]

It seems the U.S. dollar is on a world tour, and the euro is struggling to keep up. According to a recent Reuters poll, nearly one-third of currency strategists now expect the euro to fall to parity with the dollar or even below. That’s right, the once-mighty euro is now looking the greenback square in […]

Say goodbye to the liberal media slant, at least for one show… Fox News has announced that Lara Trump, daughter-in-law of former President Donald Trump, will be gracing our screens with her very own weekend primetime show, ‘My View with Lara Trump.’ Set to premiere on February 22, the program will air Saturdays at 9 […]

In a plot twist that could rival any reality TV show, the first batch of over 100 Indian nationals deported from the United States has touched down in Amritsar, Punjab. This marks a significant chapter in President Trump’s immigration enforcement saga, with India stepping up to reclaim its citizens who attempted to bypass the legal […]

In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has jetted off to Washington to be the first foreign leader to grace President Donald Trump’s second-term White House. It’s almost like a season premiere of a political reality show we’ve all seen before, but with higher stakes and more dramatic plot […]

In a move that could only be described as quintessentially Trumpian, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to create the nation’s first sovereign wealth fund. Yes, you heard that right—a sovereign wealth fund, the kind typically established by countries with budget surpluses and abundant natural resources. But why let minor details like a […]

Let’s talk about the curious case of modern advertising—a world where the people who craft our commercials seem to have developed a peculiar blind spot. According to a recent study by iHeartMedia and Pushkin Industries, nearly half of Americans feel neglected by advertisers. Now, who are these overlooked souls? Surprisingly, they’re not the cash-strapped or […]

Well, folks, it seems California is once again the land of unintended consequences. After the recent infernos that turned parts of Los Angeles into a scene from a disaster movie, the Golden State now faces a ‘triple threat’ that’s hitting homeowners right where it hurts: their wallets. Rising house prices, soaring interest rates, and skyrocketing […]

In an unexpected twist, six hospitals and health systems have decided they’re not just going to treat patients—they’re going to house them too. That’s right, instead of focusing solely on medicine, these institutions are now touting their latest crusade: affordable housing. They say it’s all part of an effort to combat the social determinants of […]

Lee Zeldin is on a roll, folks, and it’s looking like he might just be the Republican Party’s next big thing. The Senate has officially advanced his confirmation, which means he’s one step closer to joining the ranks of Washington’s elite. Now, you might be wondering, who is this guy, and why is he suddenly […]

In a turn of events that underscores the unpredictable nature of our current political climate, Matthew Huttle, a participant in the January 6 Capitol protests, met a tragic end just days after receiving a presidential pardon from Donald Trump. Huttle, who had been granted clemency for his involvement in the events of that day, was […]

In a move that’s sure to ruffle the feathers of the perpetually offended, President Donald Trump has signed a series of executive orders aimed at restoring sanity to our armed forces. Gone are the days of mandatory diversity seminars and pronoun policing; the military is getting back to basics. First on the chopping block: Diversity, […]

Ah, the Pentagon—our nation’s defense powerhouse—deciding to take a breather from social media. Sounds like the kind of thing only a government agency would do, right? Well, the Pentagon has officially announced a 10-day pause on most of its social media activity. That’s right, in a world where almost every organization, from Taco Bell to […]