Hunter Biden Plans to Flee the Country After Trump’s Reelection

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Not even Hunter Biden believes that his dementia-addled father can defeat Donald Trump in the 2024 election. A new report indicates that Joe Biden’s ne’er-do-well crackhead chip off the block is planning to flee the country when Donald Trump becomes president again. Politico reports that at least two people who have spoken personally with Hunter say he’s planning to run for it when Big Orange makes his triumphant return to power.

The most revealing thing about these revelations is not that Hunter plans to go into exile as a fugitive. It’s that he knows he’s guilty, and that the current Justice Department, FBI, and House GOP aren’t going to do a damned thing about it.

Hunter Biden spat in the faces of House Republicans when he defied a lawful subpoena to come sit for a deposition. He instead held a press conference with noted character witness Eric Swalwell (D-CA), who is the only person in Congress dumb enough to sleep with a Chinese honeypot spy.

Hunter knows that Republicans can’t do anything to him. Even if he’s held in Contempt of Congress, Merrick Garland at the DOJ will never have him arrested to compel his testimony. The FBI has had Hunter’s laptop since 2019, so he knows they’re never going to arrest him either. Nor will the IRS.

As a reminder, Donald Trump, Jr. sat for 40 hours of closed-door depositions with Congress when the FBI invented the fake Russia collusion hoax for Hillary Clinton’s failed campaign. But then Don Jr. didn’t have anything to hide. Hunter won’t sit for a single deposition, even with legal counsel present, because he knows he’s guilty as hell.

It’s kind of hilarious that Hunter Biden is planning to run for it after the 2024 election. Not even he believes that his dad can stop the coming MAGA wave next year.